To the guy who took my hat, and wore a stupid blue shirt

So Saturday started with a hangover as most others do. All involved felt the same I hope. After a few hours we began our trip to Lancaster, Ohio. The Dudes girlfriend was graduating from college and her family threw a rager In celebration. Once our hearts were filled with the majestic sights of the beautiful Ohio countryside, and by that we saw all but a rainbow and a unicorn. We drove back to Columbus blasting mumford and sons for the duration; arriving shortly before midnight. Freaky and I left for the greatest bar of all time, the name needn't be know. Ithappens that saturdaythis establishment is blemished by bags of douche. One knows went to the olymics and won a gold medal in taekwondo. The other took my hat. Two others decide to move the billiards table (yes, I said billiards table). So shoot me. Freaky tracked down the two bags that moved the table and made them move it back!! Awesome site
To see. The two other bags were tossed to the Street by the greatest bartender the world has ever seen!! The reason, they were fucking with the regulars. Yeah we are proud to be granted status as regular patrons!