Today, Freaky started his new job. The Dude and I continued our old jobs, in the same old city. Soon we will be reunited, I feel sorry for the city where this must happen. I was posed with a question from The dude via text last night. He was asking "does this blog encourage our nights to be awesome all the time?". The answer to this question, just to be sure everyone is on the same page, is yes. We have been known to rage hard, most of the time harder than everyone else, and we will be bringing it even harder. Things to watch out for when your out in the future, and our partying wisdom:
1. Freaky likes sharks
2. The Dude will turn anything into an epic chant, we will follow.
3. Freaky loves to play Avril Lavine songs, most notably "Complicated"
4. Don't ever play the jukebox, we will take it over, Murdock is the "play next dick"
5. Don't drink our miller high life, Freaky knows a shark, and she is hungry.
6. Its always important to tuck in your basketball jersey, and stretch before team outings.
7. We enjoy a bar with a trough for a pisser.
8. If your a bro, or think you are a bro, then there is absolutely no hope for you to be our friend. Don't Try
9. Don't touch anything that could get you hit with a baseball bat. Don't try to pee on it either.
10. Anything can be a drinking game.
This list will continually grow, as will our stories. For now it is Wednesday, and because we have real jobs our nights out will be primarily on the weekends. That is unless we get the itch to visit the greatest bar of all time, or for some reason a great band is playing during the week. If the latter is the case, please expect the unexpected, Don't rely on us to have proper judgment, for the love of God join the party.
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